In the meantime, he nails some the usual suspects. I am not a grammar purist and have my fair share of missed commas, dangling participles, and tense issues. Nonetheless, a very funny reminder of the importance of the written and spoken word.
I am reminded of the anecdote told of Noah Webster. His wife returned home to find him in a compromising position with the maid. She explained, "Noah, I am surprised!" To which, Webster replied, "No my dear, I am surprised, you are astonished!"
Enjoy!